Dear Lawnmower,
I hate you.
You have done everything in your power to ruin my life.
I wish you could feel feelings so that I could make you feel pain.
I wish you had nuts so that I could kick you in them.
I wish you had blood, so that I could make you bleed your own blood until you died.
I hate you, lawnmower, I hate you so much.
Sincerely,
Damon
You have done everything in your power to ruin my life.
I wish you could feel feelings so that I could make you feel pain.
I wish you had nuts so that I could kick you in them.
I wish you had blood, so that I could make you bleed your own blood until you died.
I hate you, lawnmower, I hate you so much.
Sincerely,
Damon
posted by Damon | 9:09 AM
6 Comments:
wow very scary
Think of mowing the lawn like driving Nascar. Left Turn Only.
You'd think it would be so easy, but alas it isn't.
Main reason: Have to make right turns constantly to avoid throwing grass all over the cars and into the driveway.
Argh.
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damon, i hate you too and the lawn, but we both have a job to do.
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